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WTF OMG. Is Lindsay Lohan engaged? She was TOTALLY rocking an expensive-looking ring at the Dolce & Gabbana party at Cannes last weekend. My hear is aflutter.

Unfortunately for gossip-istas, this likely means nothing. The only real prospect she has right now is her rumored girlfriend Samantha Ronson, a realtionship that hasn’t been confirmed or denied by Lilo or her peeps. If this is true, however, I predict a massive catfight between Lilo and Ellen as they race to the altar with their extremely hot girlfriends. This bodes well for my future marriage to Peter Sarsgaard, though he has yet to respond to my invitation.

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