Off The Deep End

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Britney Spears. Pop Goddess. Sex icon. Award-winning star of “Crossroads.”

These phrases go together. Now we can add the following: spawn-kidnapping maniac.

Britney was rushed to the emergency room at the Cedars Sinai Medical Center in L.A. last night after a stand-off with the police. Spears was, for lack of any good euphemisms, holding her two K-Fed-spawned children hostage in her home after refusing to relinquish them at the end of her court-monitored visit. Police were brought to the scene, Spears was threatened with incarceration, and it all ended with Brit being whisked away by an ambulance in an unspecified condition. Shockingly, her behavior has been described as ‘crazy’ and ‘potentially caused by drug use.’

Let’s hope this is the climax of the “Toxic” singer’s troubles. We’re rooting for you Brit!

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